Clarification

Ok folks, apparently Dan's sarcasm didn't transfer well into the blogging world, because I've now been asked by many of you if we really intend to name our baby Cletus Clark. Cletus, folks? Would I really and honestly do that to a child? Because if you think I would, I sure hope you would also turn me in to social services--because a name like that certainly would qualify as child abuse in my book. Just wanted to set the record strait.